I figured out what is going on and how to solve it.
The deer are suicide bombers, probably trained in some Al-Queda camp in and around Pennington, NJ.
The deer have all the ear-marking of terrorists - they wander into civilian areas, pretend that they belong and then when an unsuspecting civilian vehicle comes by, they transform into an I.E.D.
So, let's bring in Homeland and take these terrorists to Gitmo.
O.D.O.o.O.D.B.
All for one, one for all.
Posted by: air yeezy | 11/05/2010 at 10:52 PM